Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Calorie Count

This is the first time that I've ever been responsible for feeding myself alone. From cravings to composing grocery lists, purchasing and preparing food, I am alone on this journey of sustenance and starvation.

I moved to my new place a little over a week ago, and left the all you can eat buffet of university residence. As I was carrying furniture into my bedroom my stomach was growling already. The only food I had was a club pack of coffee whitener and a can of beans. My first meal at my new place was pizza ordered from down the road. The following day I ate a meat burrito from 7-11 which is two blocks from my place. Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

The initial startup for a pantry is an expensive process. I spent nearly $100 buying, what I thought, were bare minimums. Miracle whip, canned veggies, Parmesan cheese. And after all that, I opened the cupboard to find that, though it wasn't bare, it could not support even the most basic MEAL. Everything required assembly, and everything was missing complimentary parts. I had cheese and meat and bread, but no tomatoes or lettuce. I had spring peas and V8, but no potatoes or steak. I tried to live off bagels and creme cheese and began to get cravings for an unidentified food group. Things had to change.

I am now living in a symbiotic relationship with the neighbourhood. The Food Fare, a small grocery store, is a mere block away from me. I make several small trips there a week for fresh meat, fruit & vegetables, and the odd condiment or snack I NEED RIGHT NOW. Their prices are a little more than the big name chains, but their close convenience makes up for it. I will never have to defrost meat and I can purchase my fruits and veggies in small quantities to keep food from going bad. For non perishables like canned food and oatmeal I make an occasional trip to Wal Mart or Price Chopper.

Making larger purchases is nearly impossible when one relies on the bus, so I bought a granny cart. I am officially the lamest person I know.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

The New Helm

The new helm

I nearly forgot to mention this. How could I?! I'm so proud! I constructed my own desk! It's my new helm upon which I'll tackle the second year of university. It's already cluttered. I need ornate boxes.

Friday, May 02, 2008

Dumpster Treasure



I found my first article of dumpster furniture today. I got to keep it because my roommates are Mennonites who value simplicity of life, pacifism, nonresistance, and free stuff.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The move

A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body.

Of course, if you're in the business of moving bodies you're pretty screwed up and should seek professional help. Morticians and funeral directors excluded.

I studied for two weeks straight and finished my exams on a Saturday. Because of time constraints, I was forced to begin packing immediately after my final exam. I moved that afternoon to my new home in the heart of Corydon Village. Mike helped me by way of proving a minivan and muscle power. He also brought a little kid along who proved to be quite handy when it came to holding doors open and closing drawers shut with duct tape. You're such a good friend, I love you Mike. I honestly have no idea what I would have done without you.

So I've moved in to my new place. It's a basement room in a whole house shared by four other guys. They're all Mennonite. I'm a bisexual of British descent. We are getting along swimmingly.

My new room has basically no furniture in it. I am desperately in need of a dresser and a computer desk that has drawers or I'll never get anything unpacked. I am living out of duffel bags at the moment and it's driving me nuts.

But I must admit that overall, I'm quite content in my new home, and slowly recovering from the mental bruising from the past two weeks.