Saturday, December 31, 2005

2005, To Toot My Own Horn

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It was at 6:32 this morning, as I lay awake in my bed unable to return to sleep, that I remembered. Remembered, that is, how much I've actually done this year. Of course, lots of people can do lots of things in a single year but that's not my point at all. It again occurred to me that the quality of said events was astronomically entertaining and interesting, not to toot my own horn too hard.

"Oh Come On Michael, You're Just In Love With Yourself!"

NO, really, look for yourself!

In January I started this blog off with a secret. My friend Jeremy and I were going to be moving to Los Angeles to work on a 'reality TV show' In the end it didn't work out, but I'm so happy that I went anyways because there were a great many memories and people that I wouldn't have ever been able to have had I not entered the Giant's Lair.

On our first attempt into the USA, we were turned around at the boarder. We were almost blacklisted. Let this be a note to all who read these words. If a company with a lot of money is going to hire you to work in their country, and the plan to get you into said country involves 'lying,' tell them to kiss your ass.

We did eventually make it across, but not before I swallowed my pride and took my job at Wal*Mart back for 3 days.

In Los Angeles I discovered WiFi.

And Costco.

And the Supernatural.

It was indeed different from Southern Ontario where I've grown up, and we did enjoy the ocean about 8 times.

Downtown Los Angeles is a complete waste of time. Never EVER go. Unless you want to see a ghost.

I got to see snow capped mountains for the second time in my life.


We were given a bike budget. I did appreciate the daily workout, because I sat on my ass all day long and would have gotten terribly obese. I was hit by an Asian driver while crossing the street with a walk signal. I also ended up in a bush once. And I unfortunately realized the extent of my uncoordination.

February~

I got to meet David of San Diego for the first time ever. I had only ever known David off the internet, and we had met through his girlfriend who I went to school with in South Africa. It was a great experience, and paved the way for many new and wonderful experiences and people I would encounter along the way.

I began audioblogging while I was living in California. This one is my favorite.

This is a secret that I have kept for a while, but I guess there's no harm to tell it now. I almost lost my job because my work looked at my blog in February and thought that I was spiritually unfit to be working for their company (Christian). Fuckers! I had to change my URL to http://seeasilverlining.blogspot.com to get them off my trail. Coincidentally, the inspiration for seeasilverlining came when I was trying to explain my actions in my blog. It's then that I realized that my blog really is about the silver lining of my life. It's not like I post all the shit that's going on, who cares about that? Not me, I certainly don't want to be reminded of it years down the road. So for all you die hards who have been around since shangao, I'm glad you're still here. They didn't like this photo at all.

March~

Jeremy and I had quite the problem making friends in Los Angeles. I prayed about it to God, and He helped us out.

Although we never got to visit Disney Land, Dave did take Jeremy, Clint and I to Magic Mountain for Clint's going away present. I audioblogged from a rollercoaster.

In My Country was one of my favorite movies of the year, and I bawled.

APRIL~

I had the pleasure of helping Erin Manning break onto the big scene by helping shoot a promotional resume. This is Me holding the Camera, and Jeremy.

2005 was a good year to take a step back and re-evaluate my life. I made some decisions about my faith that I had been putting off, in two posts. 1 and 2.

I met up with Deborah in Hollywood. Since I've returned in 2003, she is the second person I've visited who was with me at school in Africa.

Jeremy and I broke into Botanical Gardens. That's also been a secret up until this point.

May~

I have never been so happy to be Canadian. What a difference perspective can make! With 3 months behind us, Jeremy and I visited British Columbia partially to renew our health care, and partially to get out of the USA for a few days. Our trip coincided with my blog's first anniversary, and I took this new photo on May 14 to grace front page of my blog. I also began dabbling with vlogging around this point, although I wouldn't know what 'vlogging' was yet, if you asked me on the street.

This is also around the time I met the rhetorically cunning Valancy Jane and her past life caper Therese. These two woman have forever changed my life in ways that I myself can no longer find definition. I would later stay with VJ when I had no where else to lay my head, and I'm planning on going to school on Therese's turf in September.

June~

I found myself mentioned in the newspaper for a video I helped Kate Ryan, a friend, produce for a school project.

I also had the chance to instant message Jen while she was going into labour!

July~

Things began to change this month, which would steer my life into the direction and destination I find myself today.

The first thing to mention is that I vlogged for the very first time. And it was a lie vlog, where I made it seem like Jeremy was the cause of all my household woes. A vlog nonetheless. I haven't looked back.

I also didn't really look back when I found out that my contract wasn't going to be renewed at the end of the month, and I was going to be returning to Canada. That was all going to change suddenly, but I didn't know it yet.

Saying goodbye to Dave was really difficult. Dave moved away to South Africa, probably permenantly, at the end of the month. Saying goodbye was difficult and I still miss him today. He was, however, one of the last things keeping me from quitting my job. I really wanted to be there to see him off.

August~

Two days after Dave left, I decided that I wasn't going to be treated like Mexican labour any longer and decided to quit. I was actually fired. After determining that I would like to be fired instead of quitting. I became an illegal alien in the United States. It was quite exciteing. The earliest flight I could book out of the country was more than two weeks away, and I found myself homeless. Thankfully, wonderful people like Valancy Jane exist in the world and I had a place to stay within 24 hours, in sunny San Diego. I love that city, the people are so friendly and warm and intimate, unlike L.A.

I couldn't very well sleep on VJ's couch for the next two weeks though, so I decided it would be in both our best interests if I went on vacation. Oh how I needed a vacation. You have NO idea. I was burnt out physically, mentally, and spiritually. I chose Portland, Oregon, to get my book Blue Like Jazz autographed by Don Miller, one of my favorite authors, and to visit the church he talks about so fondly in his writings. And I vlogged the whole thing. Naturally.

After such an intense month, I really needed the time to sit down and reflect on everything that had happened this year, leading up to that point. And what to do with it all.

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This is where I'm going to stop the concordance of the year 2005 for Michael Tyas. I realize this is a really long post which, combined with the total running time of any vlogs you will encounter, equals ridiculous. And the remaining four months of this year aren't nearly as interesting as the first 8, although you will find my favorite time of the year in October, as well as some beautiful photography.

So long 2005! You've been interesting and entertaining. Parts of you I would never like to repeat. But if I hadn't suffered, I would never have experienced some joys or met some magical people that have changed my life. I guess I'd do you all over again if I had to.

Happy New Year!












Wednesday, December 28, 2005

I'm sick

I have strep throat and have been playing copious amounts of The Sims 2 in seclusion.

By tinkering around, I just realized that I could, should I choose to, make vlogs with the video capture feature in the Sims2. Which means that I want YOU to be a member of my neighborhood so we can all be in vlogs together!. I'll be preparing a questionaire for you to fill out (for personality purposes, not one of those gawd awful forwards) so that your sim can be as life like as possible. Also, I'll need a close up of your face. I"ll do my best to accomidate. 'Rez, there is face painting to be had.

Thanks Col for sparking my interest in the Sims from the start!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Narnia is a narcotic

Narnia is a narcotic I inhale through my eyes, fill my sensorium deep mist of fragrance forest and sea. Faun is my friend and we meet in the fog. Live freely love deeply dive jump run stroll rest. Sometimes I half believe fauns are real Narnia a nation I’ll visit on summer vacation. I imagine e-mails I’d like to send to Mr. Beaver and cleverly worded Christmas cards to Aslan. We certainly did have a lot of fun together.

The book returns to the shelf and I realize the full effects of my literary binge when I stand frm my seat; feel great, my ordinary life is muddled by hallucinations of battle and peace, possibilities stretching beyond the outer reaches of my imagination, as if it’s not my own ability. Maybe I’m made to think that.

A good story can have a lasting effect, but like any drug it leaves you craving more with exponential urgency. I willingly return for more.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Fab Fall in Ontario 2005

fall in the final throws

That's it folks, we've officially said goodbye to fall and welcomed in, begrudgingly, winter. But with the changing of a season comes the conclusion of an old flickr photoset and the bright beginnings of a new one. Check out captureasilverlining.blogspot.com to see all my photosets, or go directly to 'fab fall in ontario 2005' for the brilliant colours of my favorite season!

Banana Dance


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It was shot in November, and it was also my sister Leah's suprise birthday party. Wow, a theme! Nicole shows me the Banana Dance and we make a vlog about the experience. I hope it makes you laugh! Merry Christmas!

P.S. You will realize why it took me a month to post this once you watch it. And if you don't realize why...well you're the sweetest person in the world.

Happy Birthday Bryan!



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We celebrated Bryan's birthday with a suprise party at the Edge Skatepark, where he works. Renèe brought a pinãta and it was a lot of fun!

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Exam Emergency

Renee lost her ride to her final exam at the last moment and I had to take the day off work to drive her down. Jeremy and Hannah came along for the ride. We entertained ourselves in the meanwhile by exploring a wrought iron art shoppe!

Also, never trust Keele St. It lies.

Renee lost her ride to her final exam at the last moment and I had to take the day off work to drive her down. Jeremy and Hannah came along for the ride. We entertained ourselves in the meanwhile by exploring a wrought iron art shoppe!

Also, never trust Keele St. It lies.

Return of the king


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Jeremy has returned just in time for Christmas and will resume his supreme sovereignty over the land, effective immediatly.

Toni and I show you some Tim Hortons secrets as well. It will change the world.

Songs

New Way Home-Foo Fighters

Back Home-Yellowcard

Friday, December 16, 2005

Hello, Kelly


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I went to the Hello Kelly concert on Sunday in Orangeville. It was great to meet some new people. I went to McDonalds 3 times in one day. I woke up with McDonalds cravings.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Narnia Rush


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I race to the theatre early to pick up tickets before the rest of the town get's the hint. The early bird get's the worm!

Monday, December 12, 2005

How to off someone the Christian way



I’m coming to you straight from the Wendy’s Lunch room!

(obviously this was written weeks ago. I like to proof read)

I finished reading the book No More Christian Nice Guy, why being nice, instead of good, hurts men, woman, and children” by Paul Coughlin. Paul described his book as “part inspirational, (a category of books I used to ridicule), part instructional, and part manifesto. I’m a guy who has sat through more than twenty-five years of church and who has been tempted to leave in response to it’s misdirected disregard of men, of manhood, and the unnecessary suffering it has caused.”

After digging into ‘No More Christian Nice Guy,” I, Michael Tyas, male, agree on all counts of Paul’s description of this excellent guide for misdirected, passive, Christian men in this generation.

I grew up in a Christian family that went to an evangelical Christian church and listened to Christian music, all of whom taught me to turn my Christian cheek whenever I faced unchristian conflict of any variety (there was no such thing as Christian conflict). Turned my cheek, that is, until I read what Paul has to say about passivity disguised as piety and it’s damaging, sinful effects on my life.

(takes a moment to sip coke)

I would read the book on my Wendy’s lunch break with an obnoxious woman ranting in the background, causing disruption and frustration for all who came within 20 meters of her.

When she first started working here, I took her obnoxious comments and cutting remarks as a sick sense of humour. “You suck!” I smiled and meandered away. “Are you NEW?” I shrugged my shoulder. I would laugh, fakely. I felt sorry for her.

She would embarrass me in front of customers for her own mistakes. I couldn’t talk back because she would take the argument too far, ask for proof, question the customers and anyone else who could possibly be involved before accepting blame. I took it in, and customers glared at me while I passed them a hamburger ‘with no pickles this time.’

I knew that my gentle demeanour and Christ like qualities would one day soften her sinful hard shell and the love of her yolk would pour forth in a froth of Spiritual quiche that tasted quite pleasing on the Lord's tastebuds.

Now I think that’s bull.

Paul helped me to realize that my pathetic niceness was only enabling me to destroy my own value of self worth. I wasn’t being a man when I let this woman speak so shamefully to me in front of customers, I was being a wimp that couldn’t stand up for himself or his values and actions, and this attitude enabled her to continue her verbal war with a renewed vengeance.

This woman was crazy, took cheap shots, blamed and shamed everyone else around her (including customers) for mistakes that didn’t need to be brought to light, and spoke her unsorted mind before thinking way too often. After being encouraged by Paul to stick up for myself, I had enough.

Now she’s fired. And it’s all my fault. And I’m so proud of myself (back pat, French fry). I faced her and called her bluff. I demanded that she treat me with respect and keep her questions (temper) to my requests to herself until the customer had left. I told her that her actions were unacceptable and that she needed to cool it I guess that I knew it would send her into a fury that she wouldn’t be able to control, and I guess I might have noticed that that my manager was at the prime time to not be pissed off.

She threatened my life on the way out of the restraint. I had to visit the police station to ask about a restraining order.

How un-Christian about this was I? On the contrary, Paul’s book explains that sticking up for one’s self is not only Christ-like, it’s sinful not to do so. Check out the book or borrow it from me, you’ll be changed!

“You must love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, all your strength, and all your mind.' And, 'Love your neighbour as yourself." Luke 10:27

“Express yourself, don't repress yourself.” Madonna

I'm calling the police.

I talked with Thérèse for the first time yesterday. The circumstances were...unusual. Then again, if I hold them up against my other usual day to day occurrences than our first conversation was completely natural.

'rez has a new answering machine message which is very funny. She writes about it here. We were talking over MSN and she told me to call her house to hear the anwering machine. I thought it would be fun, so I disconnected from the internet to use my phone and gave her a call.

In order for the rest of this post to make any sense, you really must visit Thérèse's blog and read what her answering machine says.

You're not listening to me. OK, I'll copy and paste it here.

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Hi.

(long pause)

You've reached [our phone number]. Don't leave us a long message cause whoever's checking the messages prolly has to pee.
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Well, I call up Thérèse's house and wait for the message to pick up.

(message) Hello?

(me) *Muffled laughing, heavy breathing.*

(message) Hello?

(me) *Muffled laughing, heavy breathing.*

(message) *long pause*

(me) *Muffled laughing, heavy breathing.*

(message) I can hear you.

(me) *Muffled laughing, heavy breathing.*

(message) If you ever call this house again I'm going to call the police.

(me) In my head, I say to myself "this is really good stuff, albiet a little hostile. Why didn't 'rez write this all down in her blog post? Maybe it was a quick post, like, she didn't have the time to write all the details, but she captured the essance of the answering machine message at least to give her blog readers a smile and good cheer!"

(message) Maybe I should call the police right now. *click*

(me) *waiting for the beep to leave the message)

(phone) beep, beep, beep, beep (obviously disconnected)

(me) SHIT!

This lead to me calling 'rez at work in a panic, and having our first conversation ever. I can't wait to go to school with you 'rezzie! If our first phone call ever is any indication of what the rest of our lives will be like together, the forcast reads confused, illegal, and hilarious!

Another actual IM conversation:

...when should we set the wedding date? fish, or beef? white, or pink? Honeymoon, or digitally enhanced photos of us and a green screen?

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Happy Birthday to ME!


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My friend Toni invited me over for a suprise on my birthday. Nothing could have prepared me for the dollar store extravaganza she had in store!

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Citris Ass.


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After a short vlogging sabbatical I'm back. I can't really go into details, but many of you know that I've been going through a lot lately and that's why I haven't been posting as much. I have never felt so creatively drained in my entire life.

I visited my friend Lynn Liao over the weekend in Waterloo. She's a dear old friend who I've known since the summer of 2001. We worked together as camp councillors at Shadow Lake, and took a bus trip to San Francisco after the summer was over. She likes shopping, and I like nature. We clashed.

We went our separate ways. I to South Africa and Los Angeles, and Lynn to Italy for a year. Two years since we last saw each other, it was like we hadn't been separated at all.

Lynn also introduced me to Strongbow, an alcoholic cider. Memories of South Africa flood back to mind when I took the first sip!

The Acid hits we are taking are in fact Listerine Pocket Packs.

Lynn is only one year older than me, I accidentally discovered.

We watched copious amounts of Sex in the City.

If it ever looks like I'm bored, it's a lie.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

On this day a decision was born.

I am almost certain that I will be going to the University of New Brunswick to for International Studies, either this September or next.

I haven't been this certain since I decided imperially that I was going to study video production in South Africa, a year before the course started.

Good things are on the way.

I'm going to visit you 'rez!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Today is my birthday.

I was born 23 years ago today. I gave everyone adequate time to plan a suprise birthday party for me because I left town for the weekend.

What did YOU get me? Real or imagined, please leave a comment at my comment suprise birthday party.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Vlog remix #1

Becca is predictable as clockwork. I knew I could count on her to be the first to re mix my naked vlog!

Check it out and then remix your own!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Digital Life

Colleen has been vlogging me while I wasn't looking.