Some other actual conversations

...but then I realized that I was just doing a silly walk over a soft obstacle.


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Me: I just got offered a womb.

Renee: DON'T TAKE IT!

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me: What's up? Wanna get lunch?

Carolyn: I'm just praying and reading my bible right now.

me: Say hi to Jesus for me

Oh, wait, He just came online.

I'll tell him myself.