Thursday, May 31, 2007

Stranded

The other night while returning home from an evening with friends I found myself stranded in a dark, unpopulated area within what has recently been declared 'the most dangerous city in Canada.'

Asides from that, I'm still enjoying myself here.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Worms Worms Everywhere

April Showers have finally found their way to Winnipeg (a month late) and, quite frankly, I'm enjoying the lush greens and clean sidewalks. The leaves are finally filled in and large deciduous tree-lined boulevards and quiet neighbourhood streets are shaded by the overlapping foliage. It's really a lovely time of the year. The temperature has still remained balmy since I arrived, although the long-range weather forecast is completely unreliable. And the mosquitoes haven't attacked in full force yet. In fact, I've only seen two since I arrived, and haven't been bitten once. I don't know what everyone was warning me about. Winnipeg the evil? Far from it!

But let me warn you about the worms.

Sweet Mother. This year, the ' Cankerworms' as they're called have amassed into a formidable foliage feasting frenzy. They eat deciduous tree leaves, leaving entire canopy's tattered. This not only makes trees susceptible to disease, but looks pretty darned ugly. The worst part about Cankerworms is the silk spinning abilities they've developed to drop out of danger and 'hang out' in a hoard of tangled web and worminess underneath tree limbs. Imagine* yourself enjoying a walk outside after a light rain. The air smells fresh, and you're jamming to the latest podcast downloaded to your iPod. Without warning, you walk through an invisibly icky web of disgustingess. You panic because you believe it to be a spider's web, and in thrashing at your face you knock the ear buds out of your ears and into a puddle. You look at your hands and notice a greenly smear across your fingertips. You quickly realize that you have just smeared approximately 22 caterpillars across your face and the sleeves of your nice new sweater. You pivot around and quickly trot back to the house. A worm is dangerously close to your earhole. A worm is on your iPod. A worm is on the back of your hand. The wind shifts, and you find yourself in another tangled web. You curse yourself for taking a shortcut across the front yard: underneath the oak tree with it's dastardly low hanging branches. You flail your arms in a twin turbine motion out in front of your body and flee to the front door. Exhausted, you change all your clothes, burn them, and vow never to venture outside ever again.

Yes...I am enjoying myself in Winnipeg.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Garden 2.0

There is a garden outside my new home. I've always been interested in gardening but have never taken the time to learn how to do it properly. Finally, one of my new friends gave me a detailed lesson on vegetable gardening a few days ago at his own garden, and I witnessed first hand how one goes about feeding one's self sustainable.

My own garden is pretty small but I think that it's the perfect size for a beginner. This afternoon I weeded it with the help of a friend and tomorrow I will begin planting. It was a little difficult to get at all the grass so I'm ignoring it at the moment.

Above is the before, and then the after weed cleansing.

I would really appreciate any encouragement, advice, or guidance that you who have a wealth of gardening knowledge might contribute. Think of my garden as an online Wiki where the community tends to it from their computers. What kinds of vegetables should I plant?

Matt Epp blurrs the line

This evening I saw Matt Epp live at Candor - Books and Music. It's the first time that I've seen Matt play live (asides from a living room performance) and he was really great. Check him out and buy his stuff if you feel so inclined.

I really like the way the background looks with this open shutter photo. Like they were painted for one another.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Vlogging something genuine


vlogging something genuine
Originally uploaded by Michael Tyas.
Do you ever get those moments when you see something and you know that you need to capture it? This photo is ridiculous, but I love it.

Greenback


Green Energy
Originally uploaded by Michael Tyas.

I had just stepped in the door, having returned from a satisfying grocery shopping expedition, to find an email message in my inbox with the subject "your beautiful photo."

The message was from a design firm in New York. I was being asked if I was interested in letting them use my photo for an upcoming promotion they were working on, and what compensation I would suggest.

When I was a child and I got really excited I would put my arms together from my wrist to my elbow, scrunch my stomach muscles, and jab my elbows deep down into the euphoric stress created. A high pitched gasp would usually accompany this act.

I suggested that $125 US was fair and heard back within the hour. Damn. Next time I'll haggle.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

A tour of my new space


Healthy and happy
Originally uploaded by Michael Tyas.
I finally got my laptop back from the repair shop. For the first time ever, I can play a video game on it without it overheating and going berserk! You might find yourself curiously interested in the state of my new personal space. Well look no further. Click the image to be invited into my new room, complete with hover notes.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

The Perfect Blossom

White blossoms from a bush aside my front porch are being blown off by bumblebees wings and fluttering down onto the pages of my book.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

The Right Direction


Compass and map mono
Originally uploaded by Inky Bob.
Can someone point me in The Right Direction please?

I've been in Winnipeg for 8 days. I've been hopelessly lost for about 9 of those days.

I have always felt I had a good sense of direction. I can get most places without gluing my nose to a map. I even understand bus routes, and having grown up in the country that shouldn't be the case. But this city has magnetized my inner compass with one powerful force.

Winnipeg is completely flat.

I am searching for a metaphor or simile to help you comprehend this. Asides from the eroded edges of the Red River which cuts the city in half, the landscape and cityscape remains undisturbed by tectonic ripples. The land is smooth like an undisturbed cave lake. How was that? (wink wink)

This is a problem because I now realize my sense of direction is rooted in physical landscape, slopes, horizons which read like bar codes; each one different and unique. Here there is no horizon, only houses and trees in the far distance. There is nothing for my senses to compare against.

But I'm glad that I've figured out why I feel so lost. I'm going to have to learn a new skill set, the memorization of street names. I might learn how to read the sun, but I'll probably buy a compass. In time, I'll find my way around. Perhaps in time to show you around?

----Update----
I got lost this evening in the rain. I missed a street called Pandora. Go figure.