Earth to Michael

I was totally out of it yesterday! My sense of place forgot to show up for it's daytime shift. I missed breakfast and nearly missed my first class in the morning. Then I somehow convinced myself that I had no more classes for the day. The logic looked like this:

I have two classes on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
Today is Friday.
Thus, I have only one class today.

Perhaps I should have stayed in critical thinking! (That is called a logical contradiction, by the way)

While I was eating my lunch, I couldn't shake an underlying feeling of being entirely uncool and alone. Am I depressed? Is this animal, vegetable, or mineral? I napped for two hours in the afternoon.

--Update--
Amanda just called. She's the only person with a special ring tone on my cell phone. Not even my BOYFRIEND gets that privilege. I lamented my day's woes to her. She responded, "uncool? Michael, you are not uncool. I am calling YOU. ME. Calling YOU. Debate settled!

She's got a point. She is pretty awesome.